So God and I were having a conversation about this rapture thing:
Me: So this rapture is pretty inconveniently scheduled for me.
God: Why is that?
Me: You see, if I get raptured, I'll never find out if Jeff and Annie get together on Community!
God: That's your main reason for not wanting to be raptured?
Me: Well, that and The Vampire Diaries.
God: What
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